Thursday, June 24, 2010

Lady Anti Monkey Butt

What will they think of next? I saw this product at a farm and tractor store in Vermont and just had to take a picture for you guys because I'm not sure if anyone would believe there is such a thing as "Monkey Butt." I couldn't stop laughing. I was wondering if the version for guys was called "Swamp Ass."

I'm sure it would help with chafing and skin irritations for those of us that have a little too much skin rubbing against skin. I know I stopped wearing skirts and dresses when I gained weight because of the screaming thigh sweats that would rub my skin raw. I tried wearing bike shorts under skirts and dresses but eventually gave up and just wore pants all the time or at least until I wore holes in the thighs of my pants from all the friction. I often felt like I was starting a fire down there with all the friction.

A friend of mine tried using regular baby powder between her legs and learned that powder combined with sweat makes paste. It wasn't pretty. The package says that "Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated with patented satiny smooth powder to minimize the frictional discomfort that women often experience when using exercise equipment, running, driving, cycling or just walking." Luckily I don't get too much friction while driving but apparently it's good for that. It also says "Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you're on your butt all day, don't let your buns get red. Instead use Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder for all day protection."

I really should have bought some to give away here but I couldn't bring myself to actually go to the cash register with Anti Monkey Butt powder. Have you ever seen or tried Lady Anti Monkey Butt? If you'd rather get some non-chafing stuff without the silly name, head over to Lori's blog, Finding Radiance, where she is giving away Lanacane Anti-Chafing Gel to one lucky reader.

I hope your staying cool and dry with minimal chafing.


  1. Actually, Jeff at just did a giveaway. He used the male version and loved it for long bike rides.

  2. Shoot. No giveaway? :)

    Fortunately I don't seem to have a problem with chafing now. I did when I was in high school, and it was awful.

    Now, pardon me for rushing off. I've been sitting at the computer for a while, and I'm curious to see if my butt is red. :)

  3. Anti Monkey Butt sure sounds a lot more fun than Lanacane.....

  4. hahahahah That's such a hilarious name for that!! I was looking at buying some Body Glide for my chubrub, because I've recently discovered my love for skirts and dresses. Surely much less embarrassing to buy. haha

  5. explains SO much about the people who live out here. *sigh*

    For my runs and biking I use body glide. If I'm running farther than 10 miles or it's raining like crazy, I use a layer of body glide, and then a layer of Vaseline over it. I know many people who use corn starch for the every day stuff.

  6. That is hilarious. I frequently use the term "swamp ass" not knowing it referred only to men. Boob sweat aka "Swoobs" is common up in here too :)

  7. There was some show on TV years ago where the guy was wearing leather pants and he started sweating, went to the bathroom, somehow pulled down those leathers and grabbed the babypowder and made paste/frosting. Forget about ever getting those leather pants back up. What a mess.

    I sometimes use corn starch. I makes nice patterns on the carpeting.


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